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Mark Adams was an American artist best known for his watercolors of still life subjects. He was also a designer of tapestries and stained glass.

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Skiddaw Little Man, also called Little Man, is a fell in the English Lake District; it is situated four kilometres north of the town of Keswick and reaches a height of 865 metres (2,838 ft).

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