Sojan Joseph is a British–Indian politician who has been Member of Parliament (MP) for Ashford since 2024. He is a member of the Labour Party and previously served as a Councillor on Ashford Borough Council.
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G.U. is a Japanese discount casual wear designer, manufacturer and retailer, with 451 stores across Japan. It is fully owned by the company Fast Retailing, which is better known as the owner of the retail chain Uniqlo. The name is a pun of the word jiyū (自由), meaning \"liberty, freedom\" and its slogan means “more freedom in fashion” (ファッションを、もっと自由に). Its signature product is a pair of jeans costing 990 yen. As of November 2023 there are 472 locations.
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